IS THE CHURCH A ZOO?

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Some church members are as stubborn as a mule about doing church work,

but as sly as a fox in their own business deals.

Some are as busy as a bee in spreading the latest gossip,

but as quiet as a mouse to spreading the gospel of Christ.

Many are as blind as a bat to see the needs of others,

but have eyes of a hawk to see the faults of a few.

Some are as eager as a beaver about a barbecue,

but as lazy as a dog about the prayer meetings.

Some will roar like a lion when things do not go just to suit them,

but they are as gentle as a lamb when they need the preacher of the church.

Some are as noisy as a blue jay when calling on the church for advice,

but as timid as a kitten about talking to the lost and as slow as a snail about visiting absentees and shut-ins.

Many are night owls on Saturday nights,

but "bed bugs" Sunday mornings,

and as scarce as hen's teeth on Wednesday nights.

 Taken from ScrapBlog