COMPUTER'S PSALM 23

The Lord is my programmer; I shall not crash.  He installed his software on the hard disk of my heart; All of his commands are user-friendly.  His directory guides me to the right choices for his name's sake.  Even though I scroll through the problems of life,  I will fear no bugs, for He is my backup.  His password protects me.  He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies.  His help is only a keystroke away.  Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life,  And my file will be merged with his and saved forever. Amen