Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide...
Let's see now...
· No Jesus
· No Christmas
· No television
· No cheerleaders
· No nude women
· No car races
· No football
· No soccer
· No golf
· No tailgate parties
· No pork BBQ
· No hot dogs
· No burgers
· No lobster
· No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
· No nachos
· No beer nuts
· No beer
· Rags for clothes and towels for hats
· Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there's no doctors.
· Constant wailing from the guy in the tower
· More than one wife
· You can't shave
· Your wives can't shave
· You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung
· The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times
· Your bride is picked by someone else
· She smells just like your donkey
· But your donkey has a better disposition
· Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?