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Wednesday, December 07, 2011

THE MAN AND THE PIT


A man fell into a pit and couldn’t get himself out.

A subjective person came along and said, “I feel for you, down there.”

An objective person came along and said, “It’s logical that someone would fall down there.”

A Pharisee said, “Only bad people fall into a pit.”

A mathematician calculated how he fell into the pit.

A news reporter wanted the exclusive story on his pit.

A fundamentalist said, “You deserve it.”

An I.R.S. man asked if he was paying his taxes on the pit.

A self-pity person said, “You haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen my pit.”

An optimist said, “Things will get better.”

A pessimist said, “Things will get worse.”

Jesus, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit.

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